How many Berkeley students does it take to change a light bulb?
Seventy-six. One to change the light bulb, fifty to protest the light bulb’s right not to change, and twenty-five to hold a counter protest.
A friend of mine goes to Brown and she has a chemistry class with Emma Watson. She said one day Emma answered a question correctly and someone in the back shouted, “TEN POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR!” She wasn’t happy.
– (via jenniferjiang)
Twilight’s like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don’t understand.
– (via jeremyau)It is said that
between the ages of 10 and 20,
people who are most envied are those with beauty;
between the ages of 20 and 30,
people who are most envied are those who’ve found love;
between the ages of 30 and 40,
people who are most envied are those whose children are ones they can be proud of;
between the ages of 40 and 50,
people who are most envied are those who are successful;
between the ages of 50 and 60,
people who are most envied are those whose children are successful;
between the ages of 60 and 70,
people who are most envied are those who have happily married children and beautiful grandchildren;
between the ages of 70 and 80,
people who are most envied are those who have their health;
between the ages of 80 and beyond,
people who are most envied are those who die painlessly.
Life passes us so quickly.
In what should we invest our time?
